Comedy Writer/Actor
Musician/Singer
Author/Speaker
Songwriter
John Halvorson is a professional nut.
I mean he is a nut, professionally.
He knows what he is doing, so don't
try this at home.
He wrote this here page.
Maybe it's too big,
But what of it?
That's what they said about Germany!
And the Phone Company!
And all the dinosaurs that
Are now extinct!
But they don't say it to John.
'Cause he'd bust 'em up.
Sometimes John plays the piano.
Sometimes he writes movies.
He's written a good one,
with Sam Longoria.
It's called" Surreal West."
John is a good cook.
His friends Gary and/or Todd
have their own show,
Cooking With Vegetables.
And a Cooking Store, filled with
Cookbooks, and neat kitchen stuff.
One of their mottos is:
If you can read, you can cook.
Another motto is:
If you are truly John's friend,
You will buy something.
NOW.
When John wants to, he can
be good-lookin' like in this photo.
But it's not something he can
do every day.
Click on the picture, and
write John a letter...
IF you think yer man enough!
Ladies, I dare you!
